Mark Twain Quotes- A Slice of Life

Submitted by Sect of the Horned God

There is something so very appropriate about Mark Twain quotes in which most of us can in some way find applicable to everyday life situations. Enjoy!

*Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

*Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please

*In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

*There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

*It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.

*Don’t say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.

*Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

*A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

*A person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read.

*If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

*Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.